A Readings Post on Syria Extracted From The Onion

By Kenneth Anderson
Friday, April 14, 2017, 9:49 AM

The Onion, News in Brief, Vol. 15, Issue 14, April 13, 2017:

"There Are No Good Options In Syria," Sighs Man Who Has Devoted 12 Minutes Of Research To Topic

The full story in The Onion, here. (Posted without editorial comment because, well, res ipsa loquitur. -Ed.)