As Dave Barry would say, I swear I'm not making this up.
The other day, I found myself visiting the CIA. As one does at such times, I stopped at the agency's gift shop, you know, to buy a Predator drone. The shop was fresh out, so I bought this fleece jacket instead. Check out where it's made. Ditto the hoodie t-shirt I bought instead of the Reaper I wanted. Too cool.